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I'm Candy-Coated

Check it out - I'm an M&M!

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Advertisers can kiss my ass.

Seriously, who thinks that ads like these are a good idea? They are insulting, degrading, and down right immature.

I don't even know what else to say. I'm so disgusted by these ads.

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Much love to I Drew This.

And I wish I had...

Survival of the Candy-Coated Fittest

Oh my god, I love this. I'm going to do it forever now.

Survival Of The Fittest

Whenever I get a package of plain M&Ms, I make it my duty to continue the strength and robustness of the candy as a species. To this end, I hold M&M duels.

Taking two candies between my thumb and forefinger, I apply pressure, squeezing them together until one of them cracks and splinters. That is the "loser," and I eat the inferior one immediately. The winner gets to go another round.

I have found that, in general, the brown and red M&Ms are tougher, and the newer blue ones are genetically inferior. I have hypothesized that the blue M&Ms as a race cannot survive long in the intense theater of competition that is the modern candy and snack-food world.

Occasionally I will get a mutation, a candy that is misshapen, or pointier, or flatter than the rest. Almost invariably this proves to be a weakness, but on very rare occasions it gives the candy extra strength. In this way, the species continues to adapt to its environment.

When I reach the end of the pack, I am left with one M&M, the strongest of the herd. Since it would make no sense to eat this one as well, I pack it neatly in an envelope and send it to M&M Mars, A Division of Mars, Inc., Hackettstown, NJ 17840-1503 U.S.A., along with a 3x5 card reading, "Please use this M&M for breeding purposes."

This week they wrote back to thank me, and sent me a coupon for a free 1/2 pound bag of plain M&Ms. I consider this "grant money." I have set aside the weekend for a grand tournament. From a field of hundreds, we will discover the True Champion.

There can be only one.

I will take you out bitches.

Pavlov's Secret

Kitty Cuteness

Prepare to be nauseated by the sheer cuteness you are about to witness.























































I warned you.

Colorfall

So cool.

No idea how this was done.

(gotten from here)

Checkmate.

Cute Cuddly Quandary

Have you ever been laying on the couch all cozy and warm with both your cats laying on your legs and really Really had to pee?

I mean really.

(it's so cute, but I can't get the camera to dump the pictures on my computer)

HAHAHAHA!

LOVE IT!

O'Reilly v. Little Girl - Beat Down O' the Century

Ok, so I've basically been cruising the internet all day (I did go to work for about 3 hours and took an equally long nap... it's a rough life...) and what I've found has been well worth all the crap I've trolled through (again... rough life).

Thanks to the Cincinnati Beacon, my world has become a little brighter.

Political exchange of the year: Bill O’Reilly vs the “coolest 8 year old girl in the world” Saturday, December 23, 2006

Posted by Andrew Warner

Out of all the things that happened this year, watching Bill O’Reilly get intellectually bitch-slapped by an eight year old, scripted or not, was one of the funniest moments of the year.

If you’ve never seen the infamous video, in which a young girl accuses the Republican party of killing more people than rap music and video games (a true fact), calls God fictitious (if that’s not true, prove it), and claims children should learn empathy in place of divisive religious beliefs; watch every second of it:Bill O’Reilly decried the video as an act of child abuse. I guess because she used the word “ass” and told the truth about religion’s bloody history? In the spirit of fair and objective journalism, I will put O’Reilly’s stupid-ass side of the argument up as well:

Did you catch that? This is what the “child advocate” said:

“Using a child as a tool to promote propaganda, political propaganda, about which the child understands nothing… is the ultimate inhumane treatment of a child.”

So teaching a child empathy, logic, and the use of scientific and statistical knowledge to critique the theories of half-cocked pundits like Bill O’Reilly; tops child rape, child beating, and child pornography on the list of ways to inhumanely treat a child. That’s rich. Not to mention the child was “acting.”

Really? The ultimate inhumane treatment of a child? Are you sure? Why don't you get back to us on that one.

Demotivators

I want all of them.

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