So everyone knows that Laffy Taffy *cue the weirdly obscene song* is almost as famous for their comically un-funny jokes on each wrapper.
However, when did they start printing the psychotic gibberish of schizophrenic 4-year-olds?
Actual jokes from some wrappers I've gotten:
Q: How did the bone cross the road?
A: It didn't - the dog ate it!
Q: What did one cool alien say to the other?
A: Yo! You're a far out dude!
Q: What flies and helps people?
A: A Helidoctor!
Q: What do you call a cold puppy sitting on a rabbit?
A: A chili dog on a bun!
Q: Which garden has the most vegetables?
A: Flash garden.
Awesome.
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